US Weekly calls it as they (sort of) see it

Healthy.



Not healthy.



Yes, the difference b/w the two is shocking! (insert sarcasm here)

One week they're putting Jessica in the category w/ the other anorexics Mary-Kate, Lindsay Lohan, and Nicole Richie (and on occassion, a little Kate Bosworth). The next week they're touting that they have her bikini body secrets (surprisingly not eating and vomiting did not make the list). So what is it US Weekly? I need to know so I can effectively feel bad about myself without any confusion on the matter.
R.